I spent this morning trying to…

January 8th, 2011

I spent this morning trying to mix my own cranapple juice. I just can’t get the right ratio of cranberry juice to apple juice to hummus.

Is counterfeiting illegal if I…

January 7th, 2011

Is counterfeiting illegal if I only make singles to tip baristas and strippers who piss me off?

I’m reading up on Paul, Howard…

January 4th, 2011

I’m reading up on Paul, Howard and Jeremy so I can start peppering my conversations with Ron sequiturs.

I finished reading “The Tippin…

January 4th, 2011

I finished reading “The Tipping Point” last night. SPOILER ALERT: it’s 37°.

Borders has “Outliers” shelved…

January 3rd, 2011

Borders has “Outliers” shelved in the self-improvement section. This seems counter to the book’s overall message of “don’t bother.”

Like “Band of Brothers,” I hav…

January 2nd, 2011

Like “Band of Brothers,” I have trouble following “The Pacific” because all white people look the same to me.

The shitty part about the new …

January 2nd, 2011

The shitty part about the new year is that all the brand new stuff we had two days ago is now a year old.