I’m working on a theory that uses socks as the factor determing how I regard someone. I can’t think of a single group of people that I care about that don’t wear socks in the normal course of their day.

People who don’t wear socks:
Indigenous people.
Surfers/beach people.
The homeless.
Double amputees (legs only).
Vice cops from the 80’s.

I think I might be on to something. I don’t really care about any of those people.

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