Archive for November, 2010

There’s nothing I hate more th…

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

There’s nothing I hate more than cannibals who won’t eat the skin because it’s “fattening.”

I don’t want to brag, but In 1…

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

I don’t want to brag, but In 1986 I was nominated for a daytime Emmy for my voice work as Snake Eyes in the G.I. Joe cartoon.

I’ll pretty sure I’ll die sing…

Monday, November 29th, 2010

I’ll pretty sure I’ll die singing to a bomb, after confusing “McCartney” and “MacGyver” one last time.

2 minutes to make a hot pocket…

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

2 minutes to make a hot pocket?! What am I, some kind of high-powered executive with a full time staff dedicated to hot pockets?!

My only problem with the Preda…

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

My only problem with the Predator movies is trying to imagine the nerd predators in the lab working the kinks out of the cloaking device.

Didja ever get that feelin’ li…

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

Didja ever get that feelin’ like yer bein’ watched? I haven’t, and it hurts.

I don’t believe in conspiracy …

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

I don’t believe in conspiracy theories, aliens or ancient civilizations, but when I finally go crazy, it’ll probably be that kind of crazy.