Archive for August, 2008

Future History’s Evil Mastermind

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

I’ve been watching reruns of this old show on the History Channel, History’s Lost & Found, a sort of where-are-they-now of historical artifacts. I can’t get past this idea that it’s just a shopping list for a super-villain from the future with a time machine. Someone should check and make sure all that stuff is still there.


Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

I’m working on a theory that uses socks as the factor determing how I regard someone. I can’t think of a single group of people that I care about that don’t wear socks in the normal course of their day.

People who don’t wear socks:
Indigenous people.
Surfers/beach people.
The homeless.
Double amputees (legs only).
Vice cops from the 80’s.

I think I might be on to something. I don’t really care about any of those people.