I’m a little disappointed when…
Sunday, January 16th, 2011I’m a little disappointed when I find my car keys, because it means time travelers from the future were not trying to prevent my death.
Archive for January, 2011
I don’t think an actual king h…
Wednesday, January 12th, 2011I don’t think an actual king has ever ridden in a king cab. Well, maybe Larry King.
After only 15 years I finally …
Sunday, January 9th, 2011After only 15 years I finally got the phrase “If you’re not part of the solution,you’re part of the precipitate.” Fucking chemistry jokes…
I spent this morning trying to…
Saturday, January 8th, 2011I spent this morning trying to mix my own cranapple juice. I just can’t get the right ratio of cranberry juice to apple juice to hummus.
Is counterfeiting illegal if I…
Friday, January 7th, 2011Is counterfeiting illegal if I only make singles to tip baristas and strippers who piss me off?
I’m reading up on Paul, Howard…
Tuesday, January 4th, 2011I’m reading up on Paul, Howard and Jeremy so I can start peppering my conversations with Ron sequiturs.
I finished reading “The Tippin…
Tuesday, January 4th, 2011I finished reading “The Tipping Point” last night. SPOILER ALERT: it’s 37°.