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When experimenting with drugs, it’s important to start with 3 doses on hand. That way, if 1 is too weak, you can try 2. #themoreyouknow

Intelligence without ambition is a disability.

I’d like to meet the first guy to figure out how to snap his fingers: I’ll bet he fucking ruled.

The strongest pill I’ve had lasted 18 hours, but a tblspn of flea juice on my cat’s back lasts a month. I think humans are getting screwed.

Did you have to put up with a lot of people shouting “Baba booey!”? RT @shalomshuli Book signing is still going strong!