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Now that Stephen J. Cannell has passed away, people are finally able to mispronounce his name with impunity. Right,@SiriusStevieB?

Long Island Iced Tea Party?RT@Siriusjay: seem like a fun group to have drinks w/ Think I’m starting to get the whole Tea Party concept.

Semi-annual status update: I still prefer Hanes to Fruit of the Loom.

If I could go back in time and witness any historical event, I’d be on the soundstage when they faked the moon landing.

My greatest fear when cleaning is that I’ll displace some load-bearing dirt.

“Casting Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy is like making a movie about Mexican bikers and casting Danny Trejo as the lawyer.” – AV Club

Having an adverse reaction to Bloomberg on the boss’ office tv, the worst kind of douchebag lifestyle porn for white people.