The Bag is a Metaphor
Tuesday, September 14th, 2010Just watched a motorcycle stuck behind a minivan with a plastic bag trapped on the axle for a quarter mile. I could feel the tension.
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His Kindly Old Features Morphed Into a Smile
Tuesday, September 14th, 2010His kindly old features morphed into a smile as he leaned in and whispered “I’ve got a boner.” @pattonoswalt #lastlineofbadromancenovels
She sighed, a wistful smile on her face…
Tuesday, September 14th, 2010She sighed, a wistful smile on her face.It was never too late to start over- 10,000 bees this time.@pattonoswalt #lastlineofbadromancenovels
Step Up 2 the Streets
Monday, September 13th, 2010In “Step Up 2 the Streets,” do they ever explain why the streets are elevated?
My new saw
Friday, September 10th, 2010My new saw finally arrived! I can now cut moderately sized boards at precise 45 to 135 degree angles. Fuck you, wood!
Master of my Domain
Friday, September 10th, 2010I would be the master of all I survey, but the bank repossessed my planimeter, my transit-level, and my plumb bob. 
Fidel Castro and Jerry Lewis
Friday, September 10th, 2010Fidel Castro and Jerry Lewis are both 84. Hmmm… has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time?