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Like “Band of Brothers,” I have trouble following “The Pacific” because all white people look the same to me.

The shitty part about the new year is that all the brand new stuff we had two days ago is now a year old.

Giant-Man’s non-union Mexican equivalent is Gargantu-Juan,

Nightshit Trainstorm is my new band name RT @pattonoswalt: If a trainwreck had a nightmare about a shitstorm, that’d be my family Christmas.

A woman outside Target was asking for money for missing kids. That sounds like a scam- if they’re missing, how do they give them the money?

The Scott Pilgrim budget for ringer tees alone has to be more than I make in a year.

I expected more mind-fuckery from Inception.