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Having an adverse reaction to Bloomberg on the boss’ office tv, the worst kind of douchebag lifestyle porn for white people.

Anger would be more productive if you could remember the exact reasons for it. Unfortunately, writing it all down makes you the crazy one.

Enough already with the term “porn star.” Not everyone who does porn is a “star.”

Grandparents owned that book. Never read it, but always aware of the nipples on the cover.@nathanrabin: Did anyone watch HOLLYWOOD BABYLON?

There’s a Dexter Hospital in Webster County in this #xfiles episode. Is that an omen of a Dexter/Webster crossover? I’d totally watch that.

If someone put a gun to my head and tried to force me to dig my own grave, I’d like to think I wouldn’t do it, but I probably would.

I don’t think we should abolish “don’t ask, don’t tell”- I think we should expand it to apply to everyone.