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Ugh. I hate it when I’m coiling up the air-compressor hose, it leaks, and I get air all over me.

#melgibson often gets credit for “sugartits”, but I first heard it in an #icp song. #themoreyouknow

I don’t care what anyone says, I’m a rebel. I pronounce all three c’s in Connecticut. Suck it, Waterbury.

Also, it doesn’t actually rhyme. RT @grantimahara I uttered the words “It’s on like Donkey Kong.”

I argued about this phrase last week. DK’s no more on than anything else. RT @grantimahara I uttered the words “It’s on like Donkey Kong.”

Am I the only one who always says “hello hello” out loud along with @robertAbooey at the beginning of the Wrap Up Show?

The bulb package clearly listed a 30 hour lifespan, but 8 weeks later they’re still burning. That kind of gross competence drives me nuts.