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Would browning things on both sides be nearly as popular without the toaster industry cramming its agenda down our throats? I think not.

I’ve got a confession: I’ve spent the last four months being fiscally irresponsible because I want Elizabeth Warren to spank me.

This is why I’ll never be a vegan: six hours later I’m still tasting hummus.

“Tuna Feast,” because a housecat catching a 150lb salt water fish is natural. My cat also likes to leave dead rhinos on the porch.

When in doubt, boobs are the tiebreaker. RT @jonmhein: Trying to decide if Tara on True Blood or Sasha Grey on Entourage was more annoying.

And yet you gave “Operation: Endgame” an F… RT @nathanrabin: Zack Galifanakis will will win an Academy Award someday.

It’s amazing how taking down the divider between the urinals changes the dynamic of the men’s room. People are paranoid about their junk.