The Bag is a Metaphor
September 14th, 2010Just watched a motorcycle stuck behind a minivan with a plastic bag trapped on the axle for a quarter mile. I could feel the tension.
His Kindly Old Features Morphed Into a Smile
September 14th, 2010His kindly old features morphed into a smile as he leaned in and whispered “I’ve got a boner.” @pattonoswalt #lastlineofbadromancenovels
She sighed, a wistful smile on her face…
September 14th, 2010She sighed, a wistful smile on her face.It was never too late to start over- 10,000 bees this time.@pattonoswalt #lastlineofbadromancenovels
Step Up 2 the Streets
September 13th, 2010In “Step Up 2 the Streets,” do they ever explain why the streets are elevated?
My new saw
September 10th, 2010My new saw finally arrived! I can now cut moderately sized boards at precise 45 to 135 degree angles. Fuck you, wood!
Master of my Domain
September 10th, 2010I would be the master of all I survey, but the bank repossessed my planimeter, my transit-level, and my plumb bob. 🙁
Fidel Castro and Jerry Lewis
September 10th, 2010Fidel Castro and Jerry Lewis are both 84. Hmmm… has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time?