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I remember enough spanish to ask where you are,but not enough to understand your response.I’m hosed if I find myself in the Mexican dark.

Sick and tired of defending batshit crazy Koran burning fuckers who would attack me if I did something they disagreed with.

After an exhaustive study, I’m convinced dogs are smarter than cats. However, a ring-tailed lemur will discover the Higgs Boson. True story.

Listening to the #robertschimmel special on #howard101 I wish I was more aware of this guy before he died, he’s really funny. #RIP

“To the guy (or guys) that may have stolen my cat during the gang bang Thursday night, please return it.” http://i.imgur.com/I5JzA.png

#copout is even worse than the reviews suggested- I couldn’t even give it 15 minutes. I would weep, but my tear ducts were shot off in ‘nam.

There was a guy in the supermarket today with the new iPhone. “Nice phone,” I told him.
“Thanks,” he said, “I got it today.”
“I know,” I replied.