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My only problem with the Predator movies is trying to imagine the nerd predators in the lab working the kinks out of the cloaking device.

Didja ever get that feelin’ like yer bein’ watched? I haven’t, and it hurts.

I don’t believe in conspiracy theories, aliens or ancient civilizations, but when I finally go crazy, it’ll probably be that kind of crazy.

When experimenting with drugs, it’s important to start with 3 doses on hand. That way, if 1 is too weak, you can try 2. #themoreyouknow

Intelligence without ambition is a disability.

I’d like to meet the first guy to figure out how to snap his fingers: I’ll bet he fucking ruled.

The strongest pill I’ve had lasted 18 hours, but a tblspn of flea juice on my cat’s back lasts a month. I think humans are getting screwed.