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I don’t care what anyone says, I’m a rebel. I pronounce all three c’s in Connecticut. Suck it, Waterbury.

Also, it doesn’t actually rhyme. RT @grantimahara I uttered the words “It’s on like Donkey Kong.”

I argued about this phrase last week. DK’s no more on than anything else. RT @grantimahara I uttered the words “It’s on like Donkey Kong.”

Am I the only one who always says “hello hello” out loud along with @robertAbooey at the beginning of the Wrap Up Show?

The bulb package clearly listed a 30 hour lifespan, but 8 weeks later they’re still burning. That kind of gross competence drives me nuts.

Would browning things on both sides be nearly as popular without the toaster industry cramming its agenda down our throats? I think not.

I’ve got a confession: I’ve spent the last four months being fiscally irresponsible because I want Elizabeth Warren to spank me.