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She sighed, a wistful smile on her face.It was never too late to start over- 10,000 bees this time.@pattonoswalt #lastlineofbadromancenovels

In “Step Up 2 the Streets,” do they ever explain why the streets are elevated?

My new saw finally arrived! I can now cut moderately sized boards at precise 45 to 135 degree angles. Fuck you, wood!

I would be the master of all I survey, but the bank repossessed my planimeter, my transit-level, and my plumb bob. 🙁

Fidel Castro and Jerry Lewis are both 84. Hmmm… has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

I remember enough spanish to ask where you are,but not enough to understand your response.I’m hosed if I find myself in the Mexican dark.

Sick and tired of defending batshit crazy Koran burning fuckers who would attack me if I did something they disagreed with.