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After an exhaustive study, I’m convinced dogs are smarter than cats. However, a ring-tailed lemur will discover the Higgs Boson. True story.

Listening to the #robertschimmel special on #howard101 I wish I was more aware of this guy before he died, he’s really funny. #RIP

“To the guy (or guys) that may have stolen my cat during the gang bang Thursday night, please return it.” http://i.imgur.com/I5JzA.png

#copout is even worse than the reviews suggested- I couldn’t even give it 15 minutes. I would weep, but my tear ducts were shot off in ‘nam.