Whenever the power goes out, I…

March 20th, 2011

Whenever the power goes out, I’m thankful that technological progress hasn’t extended to the plumbing system.

Good ol’ DST. I can finally s…

March 13th, 2011

Good ol’ DST. I can finally stop getting pissed at myself for being too lazy to change the clock in my truck.

I just told my cat “you’re not…

February 20th, 2011

I just told my cat “you’re not the boss of me,” but that’s wrong- I’m basically his cook, nurse, housekeeper and forensic accountant.

Say what you will about the mo…

February 20th, 2011

Say what you will about the movie “Red,” I appreciate Helen Mirren changing from high heels to boots before the shooting starts.

The best/worst excuse for an a…

February 19th, 2011

The best/worst excuse for an auto repair that exceeds the estimated time: “When we looked at it, there were a bunch bolts missing.”

You’d think the waiting room a…

February 8th, 2011

You’d think the waiting room at an orthopedic surgeon’s office would have someplace to put your feet up, but no.

I’m a little disappointed when…

January 16th, 2011

I’m a little disappointed when I find my car keys, because it means time travelers from the future were not trying to prevent my death.