I don’t think an actual king h…

January 12th, 2011

I don’t think an actual king has ever ridden in a king cab. Well, maybe Larry King.

After only 15 years I finally …

January 9th, 2011

After only 15 years I finally got the phrase “If you’re not part of the solution,you’re part of the precipitate.” Fucking chemistry jokes…

I spent this morning trying to…

January 8th, 2011

I spent this morning trying to mix my own cranapple juice. I just can’t get the right ratio of cranberry juice to apple juice to hummus.

Is counterfeiting illegal if I…

January 7th, 2011

Is counterfeiting illegal if I only make singles to tip baristas and strippers who piss me off?

I’m reading up on Paul, Howard…

January 4th, 2011

I’m reading up on Paul, Howard and Jeremy so I can start peppering my conversations with Ron sequiturs.

I finished reading “The Tippin…

January 4th, 2011

I finished reading “The Tipping Point” last night. SPOILER ALERT: it’s 37°.

Borders has “Outliers” shelved…

January 3rd, 2011

Borders has “Outliers” shelved in the self-improvement section. This seems counter to the book’s overall message of “don’t bother.”